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Tools · 6 February 2008, 02:57 PM

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with finding Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

desteoh · 6 February 2008, 03:01 PM

JJ Irani · 6 February 2008, 04:19 PM

jasonbellevue · 6 February 2008, 06:19 PM

frostie · 6 February 2008, 09:42 PM

Prince · 6 February 2008, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tools

...160 million are retired...

LOL - are you sure this is correct, Larry?!?

That would be about HALF of the population of the country!!!

Ohhhh, that's right. It was a JOKE!!!

Robb · 6 February 2008, 10:09 PM

leethal21 · 7 February 2008, 12:34 AM

bmq · 7 February 2008, 01:49 AM

Tools · 7 February 2008, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

LOL - are you sure this is correct, Larry?!?

That would be about HALF of the population of the country!!!

Ohhhh, that's right. It was a JOKE!!!

Many of those are retired-in-place

johan · 7 February 2008, 03:08 PM

TDH · 9 February 2008, 02:33 AM

bgriz · 10 February 2008, 03:34 PM

mailman · 10 February 2008, 11:59 PM

C.J. · 11 February 2008, 03:09 AM

CPCC · 2 March 2008, 02:38 PM

mdx77 · 2 March 2008, 02:40 PM

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Tools TRF Moderator & 2025 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,591	Numbers don't lie.. The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with finding Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your butt, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice. __________________ (Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....) NAWCC Member

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