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padi56 · 28 January 2014, 08:22 PM

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
2 French men and 1 French woman.
2 German men and 1 German woman.
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman.
2 English men and 1 English woman.
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman.
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman.
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman.
2 American men and 1 American woman.
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman.
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman.
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred..........

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trios

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor-store/restaurant/laundry and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to obtain employees for their store.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men.

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey.But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun!

FeelingTheBlues · 28 January 2014, 09:33 PM

RRGHOST1 · 28 January 2014, 10:22 PM

Very good ! !

MonBK · 28 January 2014, 11:23 PM

Brilliant..:))

H_tony11 · 28 January 2014, 11:30 PM

Lol

mjclark32 · 28 January 2014, 11:38 PM

Hahahahaha

Foxy1 · 28 January 2014, 11:51 PM

Brilliant

subtona · 29 January 2014, 12:14 AM

stereotypes, got to love 'em

asadtiger · 29 January 2014, 01:09 AM

Gaijin · 29 January 2014, 01:12 AM

The Japanese one made me laugh. So true in my office.

cop414 · 29 January 2014, 02:10 AM

Good one Peter!

Hairdude1 · 29 January 2014, 01:42 PM

Funny

Bangel · 11 February 2014, 08:20 PM

Hilarious!

Andad · 11 February 2014, 08:45 PM

What's going on Peter.
You are either picking on us or leaving us oot altogether laddie.

Psmith · 22 March 2014, 08:45 PM

ironmanmarcus · 23 March 2014, 06:26 AM

This one made me laugh like I have not laughed in a while.
Thanks I needed it. BTW my kids LOVE the emoticons/smilies, hence the post.

:du mmy:

:sucks :

:nau ghty:

: cool:

:d ance:

:bub :

:wi thstupi

:s mokin:

coddger · 28 March 2014, 10:08 AM

Jollibee · 28 March 2014, 10:54 AM

77T · 29 March 2014, 02:30 PM

A veritable United Nations of behavior

28 January 2014, 08:22 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	Which Nationality Are You. On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman. 2 German men and 1 German woman. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman. 2 English men and 1 English woman. 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman. 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman. 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman. 2 American men and 1 American woman. 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman. 2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman. One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred.......... One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trios The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor-store/restaurant/laundry and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to obtain employees for their store. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving. The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men. Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep. The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey.But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 January 2014, 09:33 PM	#2
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28 January 2014, 10:22 PM	#3
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28 January 2014, 11:30 PM	#5
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28 January 2014, 11:38 PM	#6
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28 January 2014, 11:23 PM	#4
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28 January 2014, 11:51 PM	#7
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29 January 2014, 12:14 AM	#8
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29 January 2014, 01:09 AM	#9
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29 January 2014, 01:12 AM	#10
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29 January 2014, 02:10 AM	#11
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29 January 2014, 01:42 PM	#12
Hairdude1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Alex Location: Chicago Watch: AP,PP, Rolex Posts: 37,156	Funny

11 February 2014, 08:20 PM	#13
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	Hilarious!

11 February 2014, 08:45 PM	#14
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23 March 2014, 06:26 AM	#16
ironmanmarcus "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Real Name: Marcus Location: Melbourne, Aus Watch: 114060 SubC Posts: 180	This one made me laugh like I have not laughed in a while. Thanks I needed it. BTW my kids LOVE the emoticons/smilies, hence the post. :du mmy::sucks ::nau ghty: : cool::d ance::bub ::wi thstupi:s mokin:

28 March 2014, 10:08 AM	#17
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