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anilzat · 31 March 2014, 12:24 AM

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free back to school shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Oklahoma jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Sooner fan and I would like to wear this to school".

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother".

Off goes the little lad with the Oklahoma jersey in hand and finds his mother.

"Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an Oklahoma fan and I would like to buy this jersey".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Oklahoma Jersey in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an Oklahoma fan and I would like to buy this jersey".

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT CRAP!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.

The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good son, what is it?"
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To which the son replies, "I've only been a Oklahoma fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas fans.

FeelingTheBlues · 31 March 2014, 03:51 AM

Hairdude1 · 31 March 2014, 09:15 AM

MP5 · 31 March 2014, 09:24 AM

Who cares what an OU fan thinks?

southtexas · 31 March 2014, 11:48 AM

Haha hook 'em!

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77T · 1 April 2014, 08:38 PM

31 March 2014, 12:24 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Oklahoma Sooner fan A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free back to school shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Oklahoma jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Sooner fan and I would like to wear this to school". His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother". Off goes the little lad with the Oklahoma jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an Oklahoma fan and I would like to buy this jersey". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Oklahoma Jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an Oklahoma fan and I would like to buy this jersey". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT CRAP!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good son, what is it?" oklahoma-Sooners-fan-gear-300x225.jpg To which the son replies, "I've only been a Oklahoma fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas fans.

31 March 2014, 03:51 AM	#2
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31 March 2014, 11:48 AM	#5
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