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Old 3 April 2014, 05:16 PM   #1
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Son in Law

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
Door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
Doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
Old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
Coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
Door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
Daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
Said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a
Shopping trip , placed the groceries on the kitchen
Counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
Of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
Downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
Like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f... Are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law
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Old 3 April 2014, 08:57 PM   #2
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Old 3 April 2014, 09:12 PM   #3
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Old 4 April 2014, 04:59 AM   #5
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Old 18 April 2014, 08:39 PM   #11
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