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27 April 2014, 10:04 AM
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Real Name: John Williams
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whorehouse parrot
A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back of the store for $50.00.
She asked the shopkeeper why the parrot was so cheap, to which he replied, "Well, I have to tell you, the birds last owner was a madam at a whorehouse and he occasionally makes off color remarks that may offend some people." Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him. When she got home she set the bird down on the table. He looked around and said, "New house, new madam". "That's not so bad," she thought. A little while later, her daughters got home from school, and the parrot spoke again, "New house, new madam, new whores." Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn't so bad either. Later that evening, her husband Ray came home. The parrot again spoke out... This time it said, "Hi Ray!" The woman met with a divorce attorney the next day |
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27 April 2014, 10:08 AM
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27 April 2014, 01:27 PM
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28 April 2014, 03:42 AM
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Real Name: Christopher
Location: Georgia, USA
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He Heee HEEEE!
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28 April 2014, 07:23 AM
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Real Name: Alex
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28 April 2014, 08:58 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Real Name: Kyung
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Hysterical!!!
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29 April 2014, 06:01 AM
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Real Name: Clive
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29 April 2014, 03:32 PM
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Good one..)
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