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Old 30 January 2006, 10:23 PM   #1
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Two Big Guys Meet.

This guy was going out with a girl called Wendy. In fact he cared so much for her that he had her name tattooed on his dick so that when he became erect she could read her full name unfolding from "WY" to "WENDY". One day, he goes on holiday to Jamaica. Answering the call of nature, he enters a public toilet. There, next to him, he can see an enormous native with the name Paul on his T- shirt, also taking a leak. Our hero takes a glance to his side and notices that the native also has "WY" tattooed on his dick. "Hey", he says, trying to strike up a conversation, "are you seeing a woman called Wendy too? You seem to have her name on your dick." "Wendy?", replies the native, "don't know any one with that name! My tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a very nice day."
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Old 31 January 2006, 03:58 AM   #2
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Old 31 January 2006, 08:44 AM   #4
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The original Bat Mobile! How come Paul
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Old 31 January 2006, 08:50 AM   #5
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I love it. My all time favorite car. When I was a kid I would watch that corny show every day. I loved it. Batman is my favorite superhero. At the time they were only showing re-runs of Superman with George Reeves in B&W and I hard time relating it to the one I would see in comic books. At the time Batman was hip. Not to mention Julie Newmar ars Catwoman
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I love it. My all time favorite car. When I was a kid I would watch that corny show every day. I loved it. Batman is my favorite superhero. At the time they were only showing re-runs of Superman with George Reeves in B&W and I hard time relating it to the one I would see in comic books. At the time Batman was hip. Not to mention Julie Newmar ars Catwoman
Let's shake hands bro! Same here! A couple of years ago Eurochannel aired all the episodes again. I was glued to the TV set, Anne couldn't believe it. Yes, it's corny but that's the charme of it! Holy Rolex, Batman, it that the time?
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Let's shake hands bro! Same here! A couple of years ago Eurochannel aired all the episodes again. I was glued to the TV set, Anne couldn't believe it. Yes, it's corny but that's the charme of it! Holy Rolex, Batman, it that the time?
Now one of my nephews is into Batman. He has a watch, pajamas with a glow in the dark Bat signal on the front and a cape. They even have the original TV movie on DVD. The one where Batman was on the ladder of the helicopter and the shark was attacking him. He reached into his utility belt and got out the Bat Shark Repellent and disposed of the shark
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