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linesiders · 30 August 2014, 02:36 PM

Will I live to see 80?

Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-five). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor? 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs? 'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?' 'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said.. 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

pacific17 · 30 August 2014, 03:33 PM

Lol

Psmith · 30 August 2014, 08:07 PM

MonBK · 30 August 2014, 08:13 PM

Exactly

The Joker · 30 August 2014, 08:39 PM

cop414 · 30 August 2014, 09:22 PM

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Rogdogg · 1 September 2014, 02:48 PM

very good

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swatty · 4 September 2014, 08:00 PM

YOLO

Porsche · 4 September 2014, 08:05 PM

Laughed out loud. Thanks

swatty · 4 September 2014, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porsche

Laughed out loud. Thanks

Like the new signature

30 August 2014, 02:36 PM	#1
linesiders 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: RedSox Nation Watch: U Talkn Bout Wilis Posts: 5,499	Living long? Will I live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-five). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80? He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor? 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs? 'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?' 'No,' I said... He looked at me and said.. 'Then, why do you even give a shit? __________________ I'm a sailor peg. And I've lost my leg. Climbing up the top sails. I've lost my leg!

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