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Old 15 September 2014, 01:11 PM   #1
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Woman gets Arrested for Stealing...

My brother told me this one this morning...

A woman gets arrested for stealing. While standing in front of the judge, the judge asks her what she stole. She said she had stolen a can of potatoes. He asked how many were in the can. She responded..10. The judge ponders that for a couple minutes & says that she would serve 1 day for every potato in the can, so her sentence was 10 days. The woman's husband then stands up, clears his throat & declares that his wife has not been honest because she had stolen another item. The judge asks the husband what else his wife had stolen, he says in a loud but slow voice.....a can of peas.

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Old 15 September 2014, 07:11 PM   #2
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Old 15 September 2014, 07:28 PM   #3
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Haha..:)-
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Old 15 September 2014, 07:54 PM   #4
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Old 15 September 2014, 09:18 PM   #5
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Old 16 September 2014, 05:40 AM   #6
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Old 16 September 2014, 05:44 AM   #7
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Way TOO funny...
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