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padi56 · 8 February 2006, 09:31 PM

A man called JJ with a bald head, hairy arms, and a wooden leg,and have traded more watches, than I have had cooked dinners, is invited to a fancy dress party.

He doesn't know what to wear, to hide his head, and his wooden leg.

So he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

"Dear JJ,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head,and with your wooden leg you will
be just right as a pirate."

JJ. thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint.
A week passes and he received another parcel and note:

"Dear JJ.,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part".

JJ.is really feking furious now, because the company has gone from emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.
So he writes a really really, rude letter of complaint.

A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

"Dear JJ, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ars# and go as a feking toffee apple.

JJ Irani · 9 February 2006, 03:17 AM

That was really funny. BTW, who the hell is JJ?

C.J. · 9 February 2006, 03:19 AM

ralphieralph · 9 February 2006, 07:08 AM

ralphieralph · 9 February 2006, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

That was really funny. BTW, who the hell is JJ?

A giant tosser!!!!!

mailman · 9 February 2006, 08:56 AM

padi56 · 9 February 2006, 09:28 PM

8 February 2006, 09:31 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	A Man With A Problem. A man called JJ with a bald head, hairy arms, and a wooden leg,and have traded more watches, than I have had cooked dinners, is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear, to hide his head, and his wooden leg. So he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: "Dear JJ, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head,and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate." JJ. thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel and note: "Dear JJ., Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part". JJ.is really feking furious now, because the company has gone from emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really really, rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter: "Dear JJ, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ars# and go as a feking toffee apple. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 February 2006, 03:17 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	That was really funny. BTW, who the hell is JJ? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! Last edited by JJ Irani; 9 February 2006 at 03:17 AM..

9 February 2006, 03:19 AM	#3
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9 February 2006, 08:56 AM	#6
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

9 February 2006, 09:28 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 February 2006, 07:08 AM	#4
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