Some more golf humor

[T. Ferguson]

Maybe more a comment on marriage than golf :



This guy is sitting around watching the ballgame on a bright, sunny Sunday. When the game ends he says to his wife of 30 years, "Honey, I'm bored. Think I'll go to the club and get in 18 holes.

His wife says, " Listen, I've got a roast in the oven and I'm going all out to make a big dinner. We eat at sundown. Don't you dare be late."

He says, "No problem. There won't be anyone on the course. I'll even take a cart and be home in plenty of time. She says, "See to it that you are."

Just as he thought there is no one on the course. So he takes off in a cart by himself to play a round. He's making real good time but when he gets to the 15th hole he finds himself stuck behind this gorgeous woman playing by herself. Just as he's about to skip the hole and go around her shes says, "Hey, since we're both alone, what say we play in together?" Like any red blooded man he says yes.

They finish 18 and there's still some daylight left. So he figures he'll have a cup of coffee before going home. But the gal says to him, "Why don't you join me for a drink in the lounge?"

So they have one, then two, then a couple more and now he's half in the bag. The beauty says, "Let's go back to my place and I'll make us some drinks there?"

In his weakened state he agrees. Well, they have a few more drinks and at this point he's not thinking straight so when she comes on to him he succumbs and they end up going into the bedroom and make passionate love.

When they're done he's so over-imbibed he passes out. When he comes to he looks out the window and sees it's sundown! In a panic he throws on his clothes, gets in his car and races home as darkness falls. The whole way he is trying to come up with a story to tell his wife. By the time he pulls into the driveway it's night time and he hasn't come up with anything. He decides since his wife has been so good and faithful and been such a wonderful mother to their children, he will just tell her the truth and if she leaves him and his life is ruined well, he deserves it.

He walks in the door and there's his wife. She's obviously pissed, with a scowl on her face and a rolling pin in her hand waiting to beat him upside the head.

He says, "Honey, I'm sorry I'm late and here's the truth. I was done in plenty of time but I met this beautiful woman on the course and we had a few drinks after. We went back to her house and I got drunk so in my inebriated state I succumbed to here charms and we had sex and I passed out. I'm so very sorry. Will you ever forgive me?"

His wife says, "Don't lie to me - you played 36!"

[mjclark32]

Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Robert]

[Bangel]

It pays to be honest.

[Foxy1]

oldie but goody LOLOL

[Jollibee]

[cop414]

[Hairdude1]

[FeelingTheBlues]

[Dickson Lim]

Honesty is the best policy?

[Psmith]

[Bisquitlips]