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anilzat · 6 February 2014, 01:14 PM

Little Johnny goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?" he questioned.

"Terrific, wonderful menus," answered his grandfather.

"And the nursing?" queried Little Johnny.

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you," smiled grandfather.

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" asked Little Johnny.

"No problem at all -- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet, and that's it. I go out like a light," he replied.

Little Johnny was puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushed off to question the nurse in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" he exclaimed.

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

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MonBK · 6 February 2014, 07:05 PM

Hahaha..:))

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Bisquitlips · 12 December 2014, 02:41 PM

OMG!!! Now I know!

Psmith · 22 December 2014, 07:51 PM

6 February 2014, 01:14 PM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Hospital visit Little Johnny goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" he questioned. "Terrific, wonderful menus," answered his grandfather. "And the nursing?" queried Little Johnny. "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you," smiled grandfather. "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" asked Little Johnny. "No problem at all -- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet, and that's it. I go out like a light," he replied. Little Johnny was puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushed off to question the nurse in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" he exclaimed. "Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

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