Country Boy

[mailman]

Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had
to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was
hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the
time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy
determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the
creek.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little
boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the
creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the
outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed
after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked
why.

The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek
today. It was you, wasn't it son?" The boy answered yes.

Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today
that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't
get into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't
in the cherry tree."

[JJ Irani]

[padi56]

done that one Paul

[mailman]

Originally Posted by padi56

done that one Paul

Sorry Padi. It's too hard to keep track of all your jokes.

[C.J.]

[Goodwatch]

Originally Posted by padi56

done that one Paul

Yes Paul, keep your stale jokes to yourself

[ralphieralph]