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Old 12 December 2014, 03:03 PM   #1
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Icon10 The ultimate in suicide counselling

A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.

A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled "If you're about to kill yourself, how about a f**k before you go?"

The woman was angry and said "No! Bugger off you filthy old bastard."

The tramp turned to leave and said "No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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Old 12 December 2014, 05:11 PM   #2
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that should get her not jump
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Old 12 December 2014, 05:15 PM   #3
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Old 14 December 2014, 03:41 PM   #5
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Old 14 December 2014, 07:56 PM   #6
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Old 14 December 2014, 08:04 PM   #7
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