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15 December 2014, 11:17 AM
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The Father and Son Talk
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father ,'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, ' Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, u see them & they make u cry' . This infuriated his wife & daughter so the daughter said, ' Mum, how many kinds of ' willies are there? The mother, surprised, smiles and answers 'Well dear, a man goes through 3 phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's - 40's, it's like birch, it's flexible but reliable. After his 60's, it's like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas Tree?' Yes- the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.' 
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As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake. 
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15 December 2014, 11:54 AM
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lol
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15 December 2014, 12:43 PM
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Ouch...
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15 December 2014, 02:32 PM
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15 December 2014, 02:38 PM
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16 December 2014, 01:10 AM
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17 December 2014, 08:54 AM
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NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT. FIRST THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL. THEN, THEY WILL BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.
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18 December 2014, 10:29 AM
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28 December 2014, 09:27 PM
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28 December 2014, 09:29 PM
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Haha...:)
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2 January 2015, 11:27 AM
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Hahaha
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