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padi56 · 12 February 2006, 09:12 PM

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...........

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

Think we all would like to have a go at that.

mailman · 12 February 2006, 10:41 PM

LMAO

JJ Irani · 13 February 2006, 03:50 AM

C.J. · 13 February 2006, 03:51 AM

JJ Irani · 13 February 2006, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

You wouldn't do that to Ed now, would you?

ralphieralph · 13 February 2006, 11:15 AM

C.J. · 13 February 2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You wouldn't do that to Ed now, would you?

Never, aside from banning me he'd probably kick my arse

C.J. · 13 February 2006, 06:27 PM

Paddi, I showed this one to the guys at work. They loved it, we put copies of it up all over our precinct house

Gedanken · 13 February 2006, 08:38 PM

Hey, there's an Australian movie called Fat Pizza, and they did that exact scene!

padi56 · 14 February 2006, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

Paddi, I showed this one to the guys at work. They loved it, we put copies of it up all over our precinct house

Glad you like it laughter is very good medicine,certainly better than being hit with a nightstick.

C.J. · 14 February 2006, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Glad you like it laughter is very good medicine,certainly better than being hit with a nightstick.

In some cases, a well prescribed night stick can cure alot of ailments

Earl · 14 February 2006, 10:58 AM

why haven't I seen any of our Lawyers respond to this one????

padi56 · 14 February 2006, 08:26 PM

12 February 2006, 09:12 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Legal Dispute. A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense........... Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign " Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket." Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?" Think we all would like to have a go at that. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 February 2006, 10:41 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	LMAO __________________ JJ

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13 February 2006, 06:27 PM	#8
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	Paddi, I showed this one to the guys at work. They loved it, we put copies of it up all over our precinct house __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

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13 February 2006, 08:38 PM	#9
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14 February 2006, 10:58 AM	#12
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	why haven't I seen any of our Lawyers respond to this one????

14 February 2006, 08:26 PM	#13
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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