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Old 10 January 2015, 02:05 AM   #1
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3rd. Grade sex education!

The Teacher draws naked woman and points to her breasts and asks the class, can anyone tell me what these are called? A little girl raises her hand and says, those are breasts, and my mommy has two of them! Very good Mary, the teacher says.

Now she draws a naked man, and points to his penis and asks, can anyone tell me what this is called? A little boy raises his hand and says, that, is a penis, and my daddy has two of them! Stunned, the teacher answers, yes, that is a penis, but your daddy only has one! No,no, he has two. He has a little one that he does pee pee with, and he has a big big one that he brushes my mommy's teeth with!!
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Old 10 January 2015, 09:19 AM   #2
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Old 10 January 2015, 10:05 AM   #3
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Old 10 January 2015, 04:05 PM   #7
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There is sex education in the 3rd grade???
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