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padi56 · 16 February 2006, 09:02 PM

Jose was dying. His wife, Cuca was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand in the weak light, tears running down her face.

Her praying woke him from his slumber.

He looked up, pale lips moving slightly. "Cuca mi amor", he whispered.

"Jose mi amor", she said "Rest don't talk".

He was insistent. "Cuca," he said in a tired voice, "I have something that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Cuca, "every thing's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, I....slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother."

"I know mi amor" whispered Cuca, "now let the poison work, pendejo"

JJ Irani · 17 February 2006, 03:54 AM

C.J. · 17 February 2006, 05:45 AM

My wife is Puerto Rican, that joke may be more accurate than you think

Rackness · 17 February 2006, 06:41 AM

lmao!!

ralphieralph · 17 February 2006, 09:14 AM

padi56 · 17 February 2006, 08:44 PM

16 February 2006, 09:02 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Confession to a Puerto Rican Wife. Jose was dying. His wife, Cuca was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand in the weak light, tears running down her face. Her praying woke him from his slumber. He looked up, pale lips moving slightly. "Cuca mi amor", he whispered. "Jose mi amor", she said "Rest don't talk". He was insistent. "Cuca," he said in a tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Cuca, "every thing's all right, go to sleep now." "No, no. I must die in peace, I....slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother." "I know mi amor" whispered Cuca, "now let the poison work, pendejo" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 February 2006, 03:54 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 February 2006, 05:45 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	My wife is Puerto Rican, that joke may be more accurate than you think __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 17 February 2006 at 06:18 AM..

17 February 2006, 08:44 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 February 2006, 06:41 AM	#4
Rackness "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Harford County MD Posts: 393	lmao!!

17 February 2006, 09:14 AM	#5
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