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padi56 · 26 October 2006, 08:11 PM

Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. Sam is dying, and Moe comes to visit him every day.

"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved football all our lives, and how we played in the minor leagues together for so many years. Sam, you have to do me one favour. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's football in Heaven."

Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, "Moe, you've been my best friend many years. This favour, if at all possible, you know I'll do it for you."

Shortly after that, Sam passes on. It is midnight a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him,
"Moe.... Moe...."

"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it ?"

"Moe, it's me, Sam."

"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died."

"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!"

"Sam? Is that really you? Where are you?"

"I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got really good news and a little bad news."

"So, tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," says Sam "is, there is football in heaven. Better yet, all our old friends who've gone before us are there. Better yet, we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!"

"Really?" says Moe, "That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest dreams! But, what's the bad news?"

"You're in goal next Tuesday!"

C.J. · 27 October 2006, 02:26 AM

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26 October 2006, 08:11 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,035	Football. Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. Sam is dying, and Moe comes to visit him every day. "Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved football all our lives, and how we played in the minor leagues together for so many years. Sam, you have to do me one favour. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's football in Heaven." Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, "Moe, you've been my best friend many years. This favour, if at all possible, you know I'll do it for you." Shortly after that, Sam passes on. It is midnight a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him, "Moe.... Moe...." "Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it ?" "Moe, it's me, Sam." "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died." "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!" "Sam? Is that really you? Where are you?" "I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got really good news and a little bad news." "So, tell me the good news first," says Moe. "The good news," says Sam "is, there is football in heaven. Better yet, all our old friends who've gone before us are there. Better yet, we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!" "Really?" says Moe, "That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest dreams! But, what's the bad news?" "You're in goal next Tuesday!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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