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padi56 · 22 February 2006, 04:26 AM

The men from the local village pub were known to visit Big Breasted Blind Bertha after closing time for a goodnight bit of "nebbing", and often queued for the pleasure of her services. She had however, a reputation for enormous sexual appetite and was not easily satisfied.
One night, they decided to play a little joke on the blind lady, and placed the farmers donkey in the eager midnight queue.
As the last of the queue departed from their nocturnal activities, she threw open the upstairs window of her cottage, and bellowed down the lane." By the way..you can tell the one with the fur coat he can come back for seconds anytime!!!"

C.J. · 22 February 2006, 05:42 AM

AJC · 22 February 2006, 05:42 AM

mailman · 22 February 2006, 09:31 AM

ralphieralph · 22 February 2006, 10:34 AM

JJ Irani · 22 February 2006, 03:34 PM

But she still hadn't met our Paulie!!

padi56 · 22 February 2006, 08:03 PM

mailman · 22 February 2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

But she still hadn't met our Paulie!!

22 February 2006, 04:26 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Village Pub. The men from the local village pub were known to visit Big Breasted Blind Bertha after closing time for a goodnight bit of "nebbing", and often queued for the pleasure of her services. She had however, a reputation for enormous sexual appetite and was not easily satisfied. One night, they decided to play a little joke on the blind lady, and placed the farmers donkey in the eager midnight queue. As the last of the queue departed from their nocturnal activities, she threw open the upstairs window of her cottage, and bellowed down the lane." By the way..you can tell the one with the fur coat he can come back for seconds anytime!!!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

22 February 2006, 05:42 AM	#2
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22 February 2006, 09:31 AM	#4
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22 February 2006, 10:34 AM	#5
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22 February 2006, 03:34 PM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	But she still hadn't met our Paulie!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

22 February 2006, 05:42 AM	#3
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22 February 2006, 08:03 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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