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Old 21 April 2015, 01:21 PM   #1
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Silly one liners (work/child safe)

Walked into the bedroom and I tripped on my wife's bra. It was a booby trap.


Women used to call me ugly till they found out how much I earn, then they called me ugly and poor.


Titanic, a classic example of the ice bucket challenge gone wrong.


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Old 21 April 2015, 03:35 PM   #2
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Old 21 April 2015, 06:42 PM   #3
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Old 21 April 2015, 06:43 PM   #4
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Old 22 April 2015, 02:15 AM   #5
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Old 22 April 2015, 10:54 AM   #6
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Old 22 April 2015, 07:40 PM   #7
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Old 27 April 2015, 09:22 PM   #8
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Old 27 April 2015, 11:55 PM   #9
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Like the first one!
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Old 28 April 2015, 01:55 AM   #10
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Ugly and Poor ..............haaaaaa. Bad combo there.


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