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24 February 2006, 08:33 PM
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Mr Englishman.
A middle eastern immigrant arrives in London
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, money , free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken comrade, I am Russian ". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England !" The person says "I no English , I Chinese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Great Britain !" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Poland !" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an English lady? She says, "No, I am from Kosovo !" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the English people?" The Kosovan lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says,"Probably at work!"
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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25 February 2006, 12:58 AM
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25 February 2006, 05:26 AM
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 It looks like the U.S. and England have one more thing in common. I'm waiting for them to change the sign on Ms. Liberty to "send me your lazy, broke and freeloading"
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo.  I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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25 February 2006, 06:07 AM
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You DO realize Lady Liberty was a gift from France, dont you.  Besides, with the American record on health care, the lazy, broke and freeloading arent dumb... they come to Canada for the free health care and cheap prescription drugs. 
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25 February 2006, 06:29 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there
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25 February 2006, 07:01 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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26 February 2006, 08:00 AM
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