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Old 25 February 2006, 03:46 AM   #1
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Drink Craze Warning.

The latest craze among London clubbers is to fill a woman's vagi#a with vodka and drink it through a straw. Experts are warning against the extreme dangers of minge drinking.
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Old 25 February 2006, 03:47 AM   #2
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Old 25 February 2006, 03:48 AM   #3
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Why didn't I think of that??
or is more appropriate
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Old 25 February 2006, 03:51 AM   #4
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I think the physiological and anatomical question here should be how the hell do you accomplish what Padi has just described?

Pretty sloppy, clumsy and messy affair if you ask me. Probably would be easier with sheep!!
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Old 25 February 2006, 03:53 AM   #5
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I think part of the appeal is the "trying" to accomplish this feat.
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Old 25 February 2006, 03:54 AM   #6
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I think the physiological and anatomical question here should be how the hell do you accomplish what Padi has just described?

Pretty sloppy, clumsy and messy affair if you ask me. Probably would be easier with sheep!!
Are we talking from experience here with the sheep JJ,please pass on your tips.
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Old 25 February 2006, 03:55 AM   #7
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I think part of the appeal is the "trying" to accomplish this feat.
Maybe, but failure at such a time can lead to much frustration which, in turn, can lead to...you know what at the wrong bloody time!!
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Old 25 February 2006, 03:56 AM   #8
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Are we talking from experience here with the sheep JJ,please pass on your tips.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....not so loud, Padi......I do have some hot tips, but only for Welsh and Kiwi sheep...just for you and me, pal!!
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Old 25 February 2006, 04:01 AM   #9
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Old 25 February 2006, 04:04 AM   #10
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Old 25 February 2006, 05:23 AM   #11
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O.K., JJ. You're scaring me now
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He"s scaring you Craig,think he just frightened me to death.
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Old 26 February 2006, 04:35 AM   #13
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Old 26 February 2006, 07:13 AM   #14
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The latest craze among London clubbers is to fill a woman's vagi#a with vodka and drink it through a straw. Experts are warning against the extreme dangers of minge drinking.

Wrong drink, salt goes with Tequilla!
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Old 26 February 2006, 07:40 AM   #15
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Old 26 February 2006, 07:54 PM   #16
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Wrong drink, salt goes with Tequilla!
And how pray would you know that Frans wink wink.
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Old 26 February 2006, 08:33 PM   #17
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And how pray would you know that Frans wink wink.
Let's say that I didn't try it with Tequila And besides that, Mrs. Hens doesn't drink at all
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Old 26 February 2006, 08:48 PM   #18
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Let's say that I didn't try it with Tequila And besides that, Mrs. Hens doesn't drink at all
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Old 27 February 2006, 03:20 AM   #19
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Let's say that I didn't try it with Tequila And besides that, Mrs. Hens doesn't drink at all
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Old 27 February 2006, 03:22 AM   #20
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Thank you, thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, Frans has left the building
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Old 27 February 2006, 03:24 AM   #21
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Thank you, thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, Frans has left the building
....and taken his laptop along with him!!
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