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padi56 · 27 February 2006, 08:34 PM

Warning Adult Picture Not For Office.

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8462/s238kr.jpg

At $6,500, she don't come cheap, but take a look at some of the key features...

Real-doll Features:

Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation/

So finally you can tug on those nips to your hearts content.

Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat.

Not entirely sure about this one but I suppose a lighted candle is more entertaining than those more commonly employed

Water Resistant - solid construction.

You can take your love of water-sports to a whole new level.
It doesn't say whether she floats in the bath however.

Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh.

Not even Ambrosia!,or ketchup.

Durable - long life silicone rubber

And this one won't sag when she gets to 40,no plastic surgery needed ever.

Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts.

Not too bloody lifelike I hope - See above.
I want the casting job - I was always good with Plaster of Paris

Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places.

And that's not all, It doesn't f@nny fart and never answers back.

Odourless and Flavourless.

That'll make a very pleasant change.

Flexible - wide range of joint movement.

Now you can finally get those legs back round her neck for that more intimate sensation if you are so inclined

Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfilment.

And it never gets a headache

Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic.

Those toxic bitches really p!ss me off.

Convenient - always ready & available unlike sheep.

At $6,500 I'd be feking gutted if she got an headache

Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship.

Because she can't bleeding speak and never wants to go shopping with my bloody card,thats got to be a bonus.

Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives.

I'll accept that. Even at the not insignificant figure of $6,500 I'd have saved a bloody fortune if I'd married her 40 years ago.

C.J. · 28 February 2006, 02:50 AM

JJ Irani · 28 February 2006, 02:53 AM

Yes, seen a full feature documentary on that one, Padi, when I had the Playboy channel. Amazing technology was used in the making of that "doll" and the "key" body parts are actually moulded from real porn stars.

JJ

AJC · 1 March 2006, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes, seen a full feature documentary on that one, Padi, when I had the Playboy channel. Amazing technology was used in the making of that "doll" and the "key" body parts are actually moulded from real porn stars.

JJ

When I had playboy channel????????

I take it you got busted watching it,and to think that you told Z it was about Rolex watches.

Aaron

dman · 1 March 2006, 08:22 AM

JJ wanted me to ask you if there is a sheep model available?

C.J. · 1 March 2006, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dman

JJ wanted me to ask you if there is a sheep model available?

Yes, She's called Muffy the Mutton

dman · 1 March 2006, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

Yes, She's called Muffy the Mutton

I am scared to ask why you knew the answer so fast Craig.

C.J. · 1 March 2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by dman

I am scared to ask why you knew the answer so fast Craig.

Shhhh!

dman · 1 March 2006, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

Shhhh!

Well, I guess you don't have to worry about the sheep kissing and talking eh?

C.J. · 1 March 2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

Well, I guess you don't have to worry about the sheep kissing and talking eh?

One more crack like that and I'm going to let your secret out of the bag

dman · 1 March 2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

One more crack like that and I'm going to let your secret out of the bag

Craig, I am not the one with sheep porn just sitting around on my PC.

C.J. · 1 March 2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

Craig, I am not the one with sheep porn just sitting around on my PC.

Are you sure about that

dman · 1 March 2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

Are you sure about that

Clearly a photoshop, my vest like that has tassels and rhinestones.

C.J. · 1 March 2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

Clearly a photoshop, my vest like that has tassels and rhinestones.

JJ Irani · 1 March 2006, 02:44 PM

You two tossers have well and truly hijacked this otherwise interesting thread!!

C.J. · 1 March 2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You two tossers have well and truly hijacked this otherwise interesting thread!!

What was this tread about again

.................................................. .....Oh, thats right

Your blow up doll

dman · 1 March 2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

What was this tread about again

.................................................. .....Oh, thats right

Your blow up doll

He said it was interesting,

Only because he ordered two!!

JJ Irani · 1 March 2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

He said it was interesting,

Only because he ordered two!!

Yesssssssss..................a SHEEP and a RAM !!

dman · 1 March 2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yesssssssss..................a SHEEP and a RAM !!

Why the Ram? That is your job.

JJ Irani · 1 March 2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

Why the Ram? That is your job.

To ram the sheep?

dman · 1 March 2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

To ram the sheep?

Do you switch hit with the sheep too?

C.J. · 1 March 2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

Do you switch hit with the sheep too?

JJ, believes in a good reach around, when it's called for

dman · 1 March 2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

JJ, believes in a good reach around, when it's called for

JJ Irani · 1 March 2006, 03:04 PM

You guys are nuts!!

Would you fellas believe it's just after 6 pm here (Wednesday) and I'm enjoying a nice king-size, home-made chicken burger and an ice cold Coke? Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!

dman · 1 March 2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You guys are nuts!!

Would you fellas believe it's just after 6 pm here (Wednesday) and I'm enjoying a nice king-size, home-made chicken burger and an ice cold Coke? Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!

It's 11 pm here and I am also drinking a coke. Damn I am tired though.

Launch Mini · 1 March 2006, 03:09 PM

only 9:10 here, no coke, but tired.

dman · 1 March 2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Launch Mini

only 9:10 here, no coke, but tired.

This is your busy time of the year, eh?

padi56 · 1 March 2006, 06:38 PM

Well its 8-30 am and its bloody snowing like hell,must go and feed the sheep.

27 February 2006, 08:34 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Reality Plaything Warning Adult Picture Not For Office. http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8462/s238kr.jpg At $6,500, she don't come cheap, but take a look at some of the key features... Real-doll Features: Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation/ So finally you can tug on those nips to your hearts content. Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat. Not entirely sure about this one but I suppose a lighted candle is more entertaining than those more commonly employed Water Resistant - solid construction. You can take your love of water-sports to a whole new level. It doesn't say whether she floats in the bath however. Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh. Not even Ambrosia!,or ketchup. Durable - long life silicone rubber And this one won't sag when she gets to 40,no plastic surgery needed ever. Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts. Not too bloody lifelike I hope - See above. I want the casting job - I was always good with Plaster of Paris Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places. And that's not all, It doesn't f@nny fart and never answers back. Odourless and Flavourless. That'll make a very pleasant change. Flexible - wide range of joint movement. Now you can finally get those legs back round her neck for that more intimate sensation if you are so inclined Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfilment. And it never gets a headache Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic. Those toxic bitches really p!ss me off. Convenient - always ready & available unlike sheep. At $6,500 I'd be feking gutted if she got an headache Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship. Because she can't bleeding speak and never wants to go shopping with my bloody card,thats got to be a bonus. Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives. I'll accept that. Even at the not insignificant figure of $6,500 I'd have saved a bloody fortune if I'd married her 40 years ago. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 February 2006, 02:50 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

28 February 2006, 02:53 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Yes, seen a full feature documentary on that one, Padi, when I had the Playboy channel. Amazing technology was used in the making of that "doll" and the "key" body parts are actually moulded from real porn stars. JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

1 March 2006, 08:22 AM	#5
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	JJ wanted me to ask you if there is a sheep model available? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

1 March 2006, 02:44 PM	#15
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	You two tossers have well and truly hijacked this otherwise interesting thread!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

1 March 2006, 03:04 PM	#24
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	You guys are nuts!! Would you fellas believe it's just after 6 pm here (Wednesday) and I'm enjoying a nice king-size, home-made chicken burger and an ice cold Coke? Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

1 March 2006, 03:09 PM	#26
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	only 9:10 here, no coke, but tired. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

1 March 2006, 06:38 PM	#28
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Well its 8-30 am and its bloody snowing like hell,must go and feed the sheep. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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