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1 March 2006, 07:45 PM
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School Girls
A train hits a bus load of catholic school girls and they all perish.They
all wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a p*nis?"She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate".St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had any contact with a p*nis?The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Melissa sticks her ars# in it!"
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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1 March 2006, 08:17 PM
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2 March 2006, 03:26 AM
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2 March 2006, 04:52 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo.  I just hope that damn golfer isn't there
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2 March 2006, 01:24 PM
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2 March 2006, 02:20 PM
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2 March 2006, 07:36 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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