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Old 2 March 2006, 11:19 PM   #1
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Your Water Therapy.

Taking the p!ss



Urine therapy.

Drinking steaming p!ss in the misguided belief that it can do every feking thing from curing infection & cancer to giving youthful energy & preventing AIDS victims from dieing.

What a load of feking bollwellocks.

How the fek can a liquid which is 95% water and 5% urea do anything to keep you healthy? It's a bloody waste product. P!ss has already been through the body, processed and is then expelled. What possible logic could lead someone to believe drinking it could do them any good?

Even if a glass of freshly voided liquid waste contained trace elements of minerals, as the piss drinkers spuriously claim, the body can't re-process what it's already expelled:

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We might think of many of urine's constituents as if they were leftovers from a meal. We could throw the excess food away or we could eat it later after diluting it substantially with water and putting it in the blender. With urine, unfortunately, we cannot ingest waste products in the form they had when first ingested.

For feks sake if you think your diet is so lacking in minerals there are plenty of proved dietary supplements out there which actually work.Honest you don't have to neck a cup of p!ss every morning.

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it is not likely to be healthful or useful except for those rare occasions when one is buried beneath a building or lost at sea for a week or two. In such situations drinking one's own urine might be the difference between life and death. As a daily tonic, there are much tastier ways to introduce healthful products into one's blood stream.

Source http://skepdic.com/urine.html

Yet millions, if not billions, of people wake up each morning to quaff from the yellow tinged tumbler next to the bog. Three bleeding million in China alone,and widespread in Japan . The little buggers have infiltrated certain sectors of our society now, and my own Son once dated a Japanese girl who started each day with a glass of pee thats how I found about it,and done a bit of research.

I urge you all to be vociferous against this pseudo scientific bullshit in your daily lives. Together we can help prevent p!ss, replacing Listerine in our nations bathroom cabinets.

What do you think,??? are those Chinese & Japanese just taking the piss.
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Old 3 March 2006, 03:12 AM   #2
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You know Padi, as ridiculous as this may sound, India's former Prime Minister, Morarji Desai (and Suhail will confirm this for a fact!!), used to get up each morning and have a small glass of his own urine.

The guy lived past 100 and was as fit as a fiddle until the day he died!!! FACT!!
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Yes JJ I have been reseaching it,seem quite wide spread in India as well.But think I will stick to Lager,not that American stuff mind, because that is pure p! ss.
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Thats disgusting. Someone should tell these people about Centrum one a days.
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Well Craig its a funny old world,but say I have eaten-drunk some very strange things in my life.But think piss will definitely,off the menu unless its a matter of life or death.
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