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5 June 2008, 11:22 AM | #1 |
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Telepathic Watch
An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.' The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says: 'Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
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5 June 2008, 05:29 PM | #2 |
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5 June 2008, 06:34 PM | #3 |
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5 June 2008, 06:41 PM | #4 |
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Bloody good. Always thinking ahead.......
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5 June 2008, 07:47 PM | #5 |
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Made me LOL!!
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5 June 2008, 08:22 PM | #6 |
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I'm going to use that one
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5 June 2008, 10:56 PM | #7 |
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Maybe it was a ROLEX!!!
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7 June 2008, 02:35 PM | #8 |
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No sorry somehow I don't think a rolex has these capabilities!
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