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11 March 2006, 04:34 AM
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In His BMW.
Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the morning' to yer sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?" asks the attendant. They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well what on God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger. "Fook me" says the Irishman "BMW tinks of efryting"
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11 March 2006, 04:57 AM
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 Padi, what the hell did you have for lunch and breakfast, my friend....you're on an absolute roll today! 
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11 March 2006, 05:15 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo.  I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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11 March 2006, 05:57 AM
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Resting my balls on Bloody hell!
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11 March 2006, 06:11 AM
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I wonder if Al rests his balls on tees when he's driving (his BMWs).
um... no I'd rather NOT know.
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11 March 2006, 08:19 AM
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11 March 2006, 08:36 AM
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11 March 2006, 08:26 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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11 March 2006, 10:45 PM
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12 March 2006, 04:50 AM
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Nice one Padi!!
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