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11 March 2006, 09:54 PM
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His First Time.
A New Zealand guy pulled over his car by the side of the road and showed his mate Craig where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," the New Zealand guy recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Craig. "Yes. It was OK until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaaaa.Baaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaa."
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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11 March 2006, 10:08 PM
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damn..... thats bad on the NZ'ers we have but, we know he's bald and it must be for a reason..... wonder if it's so they will know it's JJ coming to see them?
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11 March 2006, 11:03 PM
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12 March 2006, 01:40 AM
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12 March 2006, 03:03 AM
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With sheep, I usually make love to the mother first and let the daughter watch on and learn a thing or two. The daughter's turn always comes second!!  
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12 March 2006, 09:42 AM
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None of this one at a time stuff 
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12 March 2006, 11:32 AM
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...ANACONDA!!
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12 March 2006, 02:23 PM
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12 March 2006, 05:31 PM
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Trust me, I would have ran like hell after the first sentence
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there
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