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BNA/LION · 8 January 2016, 03:01 AM

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
Best Patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:
'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
...There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable!'

Hairdude1 · 8 January 2016, 01:42 PM

TheRolexKingofLV · 8 January 2016, 02:31 PM

Isnt that the sad truth

Ckci · 8 January 2016, 04:34 PM

That's great.

Psmith · 8 January 2016, 11:59 PM

BBL · 10 January 2016, 12:46 PM

Good one!!

8 January 2016, 03:01 AM	#1
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8 January 2016, 01:42 PM	#2
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