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Old 22 June 2008, 07:28 AM   #1
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BBQ Grill

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie
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Old 22 June 2008, 08:10 AM   #2
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Old 22 June 2008, 09:08 AM   #3
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Bloody funny. Good come back line.
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Old 23 June 2008, 02:48 AM   #7
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Old 23 June 2008, 08:33 PM   #8
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thats really funny!
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