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ROLEX MAN · 23 June 2008, 01:37 PM

> > Dear America,
> >
> > Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
> > place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
> > strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so
> > what's the loss?
> >
> > The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
> > 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every
> > businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see
> > naked women.
> >
> > Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
> > salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good
> > that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them
> > kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances
> >
> > Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
> > naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the
> > airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-
> > win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn
> > a liability into an asset.
> >
> > Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
> > myself?
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Bill Clinton

jasonbellevue · 23 June 2008, 04:41 PM

JJ Irani · 23 June 2008, 06:37 PM

swatty · 23 June 2008, 07:24 PM

limbo · 23 June 2008, 09:06 PM

GMTII Owner · 23 June 2008, 09:20 PM

Good one!!

Numismatist · 24 June 2008, 01:00 AM

HA HA, love it!

ratae1950 · 24 June 2008, 05:39 AM

It would certainly make flying more interesting. however here in the USA there are women business travellers who will rightly demand equal rights. I am sure I would be less at risk of being slapped in the face by an errant breast with an attendant's quick turn in the aisle than some other lower appendage.....Think about it.

oneillba · 24 June 2008, 06:23 AM

Here is an old Southwest ad circa 1972. Oh, the good old days. Brings back memories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR7JA...eature=related

23 June 2008, 01:37 PM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,715	A letter from America > > Dear America, > > > > Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first > > place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking > > strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so > > what's the loss? > > > > The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a > > 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every > > businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see > > naked women. > > > > Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a > > salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good > > that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them > > kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances > > > > Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing > > naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the > > airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- > > win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn > > a liability into an asset. > > > > Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything > > myself? > > > > Sincerely, > > > > Bill Clinton __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

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ratae1950 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Cambridge Ma Posts: 2,331	Creative but It would certainly make flying more interesting. however here in the USA there are women business travellers who will rightly demand equal rights. I am sure I would be less at risk of being slapped in the face by an errant breast with an attendant's quick turn in the aisle than some other lower appendage.....Think about it. __________________ Yunnoworameenmiduck

24 June 2008, 06:23 AM	#9
oneillba "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Hamilton, MI USA Watch: My beloved TT DJ Posts: 3,831	Here is an old Southwest ad circa 1972. Oh, the good old days. Brings back memories. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR7JA...eature=related __________________ My Trusty TT DJ

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