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28 March 2006, 09:29 PM
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The President Tries.
One day, about a month ago,Bush the president was looking for a call girl.
He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blond, a brunette, and a redhead. To the blond he said, "I am the President of the United States... How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blond replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars." He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
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28 March 2006, 09:42 PM
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29 March 2006, 04:03 AM
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29 March 2006, 04:12 AM
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29 March 2006, 07:57 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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29 March 2006, 08:19 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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