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padi56 · 29 March 2006, 10:03 PM

A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact.He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 15 in his town has been deflowered.

Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from the orphanage.

He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age.

After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her.

After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation.

They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly. "Why the jelly?" she asks him.

"So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking,"he replies.

"Well, why don't you just spit on your d!ck like the monks did?"

C.J. · 30 March 2006, 02:25 AM

JJ Irani · 30 March 2006, 04:56 AM

mailman · 30 March 2006, 10:05 AM

padi56 · 30 March 2006, 07:25 PM

29 March 2006, 10:03 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	The long Wait. A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact.He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 15 in his town has been deflowered. Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age. After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her. After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly. "Why the jelly?" she asks him. "So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking,"he replies. "Well, why don't you just spit on your d!ck like the monks did?" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 March 2006, 02:25 AM	#2
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30 March 2006, 07:25 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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