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padi56 · 31 March 2006, 10:15 PM

Frans walks into a bar and sees his friend Paulie slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paulie what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paulie, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Frans with a laugh.

"Well," says Paulie, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Frans, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paulie, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got two roles of duct tape and taped my pen#s to my leg,(Paulie's well blessed) so if I did, it wouldn't show.""Sensible" says Frans.

"So I get to her door," says Paulie, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paulie slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her straight in the crutch."

Moral of story a big dick sometimes can be a big hazard.

JJ Irani · 1 April 2006, 03:42 AM

Heard that, Paulie?

AJC · 1 April 2006, 05:56 AM

Goodwatch · 1 April 2006, 06:02 AM

I told him to tape it to both his legs but he wouldn't listen

JJ Irani · 1 April 2006, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I told him to tape it to both his legs but he wouldn't listen

Then how the hell would he walk, ya tosser?

Goodwatch · 1 April 2006, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Then how the hell would he walk, ya tosser?

You don't need to walk when you're in a bar with me, ya ignorant fool

mailman · 1 April 2006, 07:24 PM

31 March 2006, 10:15 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	So Much For That Romance. Frans walks into a bar and sees his friend Paulie slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paulie what's wrong. "Well," replies Paulie, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Frans with a laugh. "Well," says Paulie, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Frans, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paulie, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got two roles of duct tape and taped my pen#s to my leg,(Paulie's well blessed) so if I did, it wouldn't show.""Sensible" says Frans. "So I get to her door," says Paulie, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paulie slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her straight in the crutch." Moral of story a big dick sometimes can be a big hazard. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 April 2006, 03:42 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Heard that, Paulie? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

1 April 2006, 06:02 AM	#4
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	I told him to tape it to both his legs but he wouldn't listen __________________ Member# 127

1 April 2006, 07:24 PM	#7
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	__________________ JJ

1 April 2006, 05:56 AM	#3
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