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padi56 · 4 April 2006, 07:50 PM

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough.It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it?A death.What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all back wards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, and get it out of the way.You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.You drink like a fish, party your ars# off, and screw anything that moves you've only got a few years left, so why not?!? Then you get ready for High School .You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,

you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,spa, room service on tap, larger quarter's everyday, and then the big bonus you finish off as an orgasm!

AJC · 4 April 2006, 09:07 PM

C.J. · 5 April 2006, 02:54 AM

Earl · 5 April 2006, 03:33 AM

Padi, this is as bad as the guy selling his wifes box because his cock didn't fit ;o)

JJ Irani · 5 April 2006, 04:10 AM

mailman · 5 April 2006, 07:50 AM

That sounds like when Mork and Mindy had a baby, played by Johnathan Winters.

He aged backwards just like you suggested.

dman · 5 April 2006, 12:17 PM

padi56 · 5 April 2006, 07:07 PM

4 April 2006, 07:50 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Life is Backward. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it?A death.What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all back wards. You should die first, you know, start out dead, and get it out of the way.You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.You drink like a fish, party your ars# off, and screw anything that moves you've only got a few years left, so why not?!? Then you get ready for High School .You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,spa, room service on tap, larger quarter's everyday, and then the big bonus you finish off as an orgasm! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

5 April 2006, 02:54 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

5 April 2006, 04:10 AM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

5 April 2006, 07:50 AM	#6
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	That sounds like when Mork and Mindy had a baby, played by Johnathan Winters. He aged backwards just like you suggested. __________________ JJ

5 April 2006, 12:17 PM	#7
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	__________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

4 April 2006, 09:07 PM	#2
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5 April 2006, 03:33 AM	#4
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	Padi, this is as bad as the guy selling his wifes box because his cock didn't fit ;o)

5 April 2006, 07:07 PM	#8
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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