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Old 5 April 2006, 01:25 PM   #1
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Scam alert guys, be careful!!

I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Wal-Mart, but this may be
useful to know. I have recently become a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. This happened to me and it could easily happen to you (ESP. If you
are a male).

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping bags in your trunk or back. Without saying
anything they both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is almost
impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Wal-Mart. You
agree and they get in the back seat.

<>On the way, they start undressing and having sex with each other. Then one
of them climbs<> over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you,
while the other one steals your wallet ...

<>I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, twice yesterday and most likely will again tomorrow. It's a good thing wallets have been on sale lately!
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Old 5 April 2006, 01:41 PM   #2
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Got It, I've been duly warned.
I must run out for a couple hours guys. Shopping to be done.
I'm gonna trick them, will take my old wallet with me.
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Old 5 April 2006, 03:25 PM   #3
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When you said that you had been a victim, I knew it had to be BS. Even thieves have standards
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there
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Old 5 April 2006, 04:28 PM   #4
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Old 5 April 2006, 07:04 PM   #5
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Old 5 April 2006, 07:22 PM   #6
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Old 5 April 2006, 08:48 PM   #7
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Oh heck! I told them to leave before they got in the car. Damn!!!
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Old 5 April 2006, 10:14 PM   #8
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Daren, you sure were lucky wallets were on sale so, what you think they just stocking up on wallets or what? Man thats a low blow, stealing a persons wallet while he is distracted :o(

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