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Old 24 August 2016, 11:38 PM   #1
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Never Try To Outsmart A Woman !!

A man calls home to his wife and says:

“Honey, I have been asked to fly to Maine with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend”.

And also. would you get out my rod and tackle box from the shed ?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. 'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas,too.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home, a little tired,
but otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home
and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, 'Yes! Lots of Trout, some Barra, and a few bass.

He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You'll love her answer.......

The wife replies: “I did, they're in your tackle box”.

Never, Never, Ever, try to outsmart a woman !!!

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Old 25 August 2016, 12:08 AM   #2
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Old 25 August 2016, 03:25 PM   #4
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Old 25 August 2016, 04:11 PM   #8
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Old 27 August 2016, 05:41 AM   #10
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Old 27 August 2016, 05:44 AM   #11
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