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Old 8 September 2016, 05:04 PM   #1
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F***ing (Work/Teenager Safe)

Do not pre-judge until you have read every word!



1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try f***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.







SO, REMEMBER ............







































































































Fasting is good for your health.....................


and it may cleanse your dirty mind
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Old 8 September 2016, 05:54 PM   #2
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Old 8 September 2016, 06:58 PM   #3
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Old 8 September 2016, 08:31 PM   #4
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Old 8 September 2016, 08:43 PM   #5
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I love double entendres
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Old 8 September 2016, 08:53 PM   #6
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Good one Paulie!
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Old 8 September 2016, 10:21 PM   #7
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Old 8 September 2016, 10:42 PM   #8
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Old 9 September 2016, 02:52 AM   #10
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Old 9 September 2016, 04:01 AM   #11
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Old 9 September 2016, 04:36 AM   #12
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Old 9 September 2016, 11:29 AM   #13
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Well I never…farting can reduce your cholesterol levels?
Oh, but farting every day is bad for you…bugger!
Well, it certainly does relax your mind and body, and it’s definitely refreshing to let a ripe one loose.
So yes, I agree wholeheartedly that farting is a healthy activity for everyone – no matter their age, ethnicity, sex, or religion.

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