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Old 27 August 2008, 09:39 PM   #1
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Chinese sick leave!

'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'



Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today.... I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt.

I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When ever I feel like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better.... and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again.

'I do what you say.... and I feel great.
I be at work soon........

You got nice house.
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Old 27 August 2008, 09:41 PM   #2
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Old 27 August 2008, 11:33 PM   #3
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Old 28 August 2008, 02:47 AM   #5
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Rofl!
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Old 28 August 2008, 03:41 AM   #6
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