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28 August 2008, 11:06 AM
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Who wears the pants...(18+)
A couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite, on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tosses his pants to his bride and says, "Here, put these on!"
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she said. "That's right," said the husband, "And don't you forget it! I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes."
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28 August 2008, 12:18 PM
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28 August 2008, 12:25 PM
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28 August 2008, 12:47 PM
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28 August 2008, 01:25 PM
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30 August 2008, 05:53 PM
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love it!
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30 August 2008, 06:41 PM
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30 August 2008, 11:46 PM
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An oldie, but still a goody...............
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30 August 2008, 11:59 PM
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31 August 2008, 05:03 AM
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Rofl!
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31 August 2008, 05:33 AM
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Good one!
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