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29 August 2008, 09:37 PM
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Location: Sydney
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Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell didn't I?' |
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30 August 2008, 03:09 AM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Cambridge Ma
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Rofl!
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30 August 2008, 04:54 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!  I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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30 August 2008, 09:02 AM
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Real Name: Steve
Location: SF BAY AREA CA
Watch: 16710 Coke
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Rolex Blue TT Submariner (95) Rolex SS GMT IIc (08) Rolex GMT II 16710 COKE (08 for me..) Rolex Explorer II Blk (91) Breitling SuperOcean Steelfish (07) Panerai 104 & 177ti ( 04/03) |
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30 August 2008, 09:07 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Real Name: Art
Location: San Francisco
Watch: Sundial
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Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements. |
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30 August 2008, 05:49 PM
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2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: Martin
Location: Home and Away
Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"!
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love it!
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it's not just about telling the time... happy rolexing...  I'm just a man with a passion    |
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30 August 2008, 06:25 PM
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2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
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30 August 2008, 11:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Indonesia
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31 August 2008, 08:02 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Real Name: Jim Murphy
Location: UK
Watch: GMTc
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