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29 August 2008, 10:02 PM
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Location: Sydney
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Why boats are better than women
A Boat's curves never sag
If your boat makes too much noise you can buy a muffler Boats don''t care how many other boats you have ridden Boats don't get jealous or upset if you buy boating magazines or look at other boats You can have a beer while riding your boat If you say bad things to your boat, you don't need to apologise before you can ride it again It's always OK to use tie downs on your boat Your parents won't want to keep in touch with your old boat If your boat doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts |
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30 August 2008, 12:43 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Hong Kong
Watch: Sub, SMP GMT Co-Ax
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Here's what I say.... Use your imagination here.
If it flys, floats or,,,.... Rent it! |
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30 August 2008, 01:06 AM
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Location: oklahoma city
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Turnabout is fair play!
 How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell. Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions. What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? Telling you his real name. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes. What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..." Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. |
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30 August 2008, 04:51 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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30 August 2008, 08:59 AM
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30 August 2008, 09:00 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Real Name: Steve
Location: SF BAY AREA CA
Watch: 16710 Coke
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and Lisa........
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Rolex Blue TT Submariner (95) Rolex SS GMT IIc (08) Rolex GMT II 16710 COKE (08 for me..) Rolex Explorer II Blk (91) Breitling SuperOcean Steelfish (07) Panerai 104 & 177ti ( 04/03) |
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30 August 2008, 09:04 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Real Name: Art
Location: San Francisco
Watch: Sundial
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Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements. |
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30 August 2008, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Real Name: John
Location: Canada, eh
Watch: can I?
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But don't they say, the two best days for a boat owner are
1- They day they buy them 2 - the day they get rid of them???? I know some guys, this saying goes for his girls too 
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Something witty to go here. Member # 293
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30 August 2008, 01:10 PM
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Real Name: Al
Location: Way Up North
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Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution! |
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30 August 2008, 05:46 PM
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Real Name: Martin
Location: Home and Away
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love it!
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it's not just about telling the time... happy rolexing...  I'm just a man with a passion    |
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30 August 2008, 06:19 PM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
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All good
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31 August 2008, 05:48 AM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Cambridge Ma
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1 September 2008, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Real Name: Bill
Location: Bluegrass State
Watch: Batman
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