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Old 2 September 2008, 05:37 AM   #1
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My dad

...I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him . The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him..


The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
had enough , he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life ?'

Knowing my Dad , I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response:


'I Got drunk once and had s*x with a Peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.'
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Old 2 September 2008, 05:40 AM   #2
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BRILLIANT! your dad's a legend
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Old 2 September 2008, 06:40 AM   #3
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Old 2 September 2008, 06:46 AM   #4
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Old 2 September 2008, 08:43 AM   #5
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That is Hilarious!!!
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Old 2 September 2008, 12:37 PM   #6
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Old 2 September 2008, 05:39 PM   #7
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Old 3 September 2008, 06:25 AM   #9
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I vote for your dad to be President of the USA!!!
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Old 3 September 2008, 07:18 AM   #10
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Rofl!
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