Multi language babelizer

[astcell]

This is too fun, try it.

http://tashian.com/multibabel/


Some classic examples:

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.
translates into
They are a small POTENTIOMETER, short circuits and a beer of malzes of the tea.

a cookie is just a cookie, but fig newtons are fruit and cake.
translates into
biskuit has expert of biskuit, but Newton von Fig is fruit and hardens.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
translates into
If the moon fixes its eye like a great vector of Fleischpie of the vector of Pizzapie, is the lover.

[toph]

i tried it, excellent

[astcell]

I love my Rolex watches and the people on this forum, with whom I discuss our love of watches.

translates to

Japanese:
I love my watch and the people of Rolex of this forum which I discuss
from love of the watch.

Chinese:
I love my wristwatch and I discuss from the wristwatch love this forum
Rolex personnel.

French:
I like my wrist watch and I discuss of the love of wrist watch this
personnel of Rolex of forum.

German:
I like my wrist-watch and I treat of the love of the wrist-watch this
personnel of Rolex of the forum.

Italian:
I appreciate my clock and I cure of the love of the clock this staff
of Rolex of the tribune.

Portuguese:
I appreciate my I beat of detonation and I cure of the love of the
detonation pulse this team of employees of Rolex of tribune.

Spanish: (my favorite)
Esteem my I beat of the detonation and cure of the love of the pulse
of the detonation to this equipment of employees of Rolex of tribune.

[astcell]

Original English Text:
A man's best friend is a dog.

Translated to Japanese:
人で親友は犬である。

Translated back to English:
The close friend is the dog with the person.

Translated to Chinese:
亲密的朋友是狗与人员。

Translated back to English:
The intimate friend is the dog and the personnel.

Translated to French:
L'ami intime est le chien et le personnel.

Translated back to English:
The close friend is the dog and the personnel.

Translated to German:
Der nahe Freund ist der Hund und das Personal.

Translated back to English:
The close friend is the dog and the personnel.

Translated to Italian:
L'amico vicino è il cane ed il personale.

Translated back to English:
The near friend is the dog and the staff.

Translated to Portuguese:
O amigo próximo é o cão e a equipe de funcionários.

Translated back to English:
The next friend is the dog and the team of employees.

Translated to Spanish:
El amigo siguiente es el perro y el equipo de empleados.

Translated back to English:
The following friend is the dog and the team of employees.