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28 September 2008, 08:52 PM
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Real Name: ChrisTOPHer
Location: Sydney
Watch: Rolex, Brellum,
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What do you tell a women.....(quite offensive)
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
NOTHING- you have already told her twice  (sorry)
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28 September 2008, 08:56 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Blackwood
Watch: ss gmt 11 c
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I think that you, like me, believe that women have small feet so that they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
PS Better send this quick before my wife comes home. 
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28 September 2008, 10:00 PM
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Real Name: Michael
Location: Melb, Australia
Watch: SS GMTIIC
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Nah, you'd reckon after the first one they'd learn............
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29 September 2008, 12:59 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Mike
Location: Leawood, Kansas
Watch: Submariner 16610
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Why does the bride wear white?
The dishwasher is supposed to match the refrigerator. 
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Time wounds all heels. 
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29 September 2008, 01:55 AM
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Location: oklahoma city
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Ya'll are gonna get it.
Hell hath no fury and all that..... |
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29 September 2008, 02:44 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
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  I have never in my life touched a woman like that......and never will!! 
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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29 September 2008, 02:47 AM
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Real Name: Jocke
Location: Sweden
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 I´m with you my friend, I have never lay my hand on a woman. That day will never happend. Jocke
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This message is written in perfect swenglish. What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom? Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute. |
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29 September 2008, 02:50 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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Real Name: JJ
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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29 September 2008, 03:35 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Mississippi
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Why is it a waste for a woman to have a Rolex?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
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And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. --Carl Spackler in Caddyshack |
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29 September 2008, 03:57 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: North Carolina
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What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted!! Why do men have slits in their underwear? So oxygen can get to their brains! 
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29 September 2008, 04:42 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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Location: Auckland, NZ
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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29 September 2008, 04:47 AM
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Real Name: Jocke
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . That was hilarious. Jocke
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29 September 2008, 05:35 AM
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29 September 2008, 05:38 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Real Name: Art
Location: San Francisco
Watch: Sundial
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Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements. |
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29 September 2008, 05:52 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: El Raf-O
Location: florida
Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega
Posts: 19,687
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 (wife is watching)
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29 September 2008, 06:08 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: thailand / m'sia
Watch: YG DD & GMT,TT SUB
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you guys are riots....
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