Gay flight attendant

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he
served us food and
drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle
and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip
back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to raise
your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the

ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a
Princess and I take orders from no
one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without
missing a
beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country
I'm called a Queen,
so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

[JJ Irani]

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