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figbo · 30 September 2008, 11:51 PM

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar, and after staring for some time
at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her, placed his hand
up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable ass!" she screamed.

"See?" he muttered, "You even sound exactly like her."

eric23 · 1 October 2008, 12:01 AM

JJ Irani · 1 October 2008, 03:08 AM

limbo · 1 October 2008, 06:32 AM

golfball123 · 1 October 2008, 10:41 AM

Art161 · 1 October 2008, 06:58 PM

oneillba · 1 October 2008, 07:22 PM

Very good. I laughed immediately.

30 September 2008, 11:51 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Drunk A completely inebriated man walked into a bar, and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable ass!" she screamed. "See?" he muttered, "You even sound exactly like her."

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