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Old 30 September 2008, 04:20 PM   #1
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A couple were busy watching their favourite programme on TV......when the husband suddenly felt like making love to his wife and asked her to get ready for him.

She said: "No, not tonight, dear.....I think I'm coming up with a headache!"

"Is that your final answer?" he asked.

"Yes," she replied......"Final answer!!"

"In that case," he retorted, "I'd like to phone a friend!!"

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Old 30 September 2008, 09:51 PM   #7
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Would have been just as funny if the man had the headache.
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Old 1 October 2008, 03:21 AM   #10
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Would have been just as funny if the man had the headache.
When you think about it, yes.....very true!!
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he survived ~~~?
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I would have elected for audience participation

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who was the friend Bitsy, Bubba? in which case it would not be a joke!!!
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who was the friend Bitsy, Bubba? in which case it would not be a joke!!!
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