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Goodwatch · 1 October 2008, 07:33 AM

GoodWatch, who smelled like a distillery, flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

JJ Irani · 1 October 2008, 07:36 AM

golfball123 · 1 October 2008, 10:36 AM

Art161 · 1 October 2008, 06:54 PM

limbo · 1 October 2008, 08:02 PM

gmtobsessed · 1 October 2008, 09:08 PM

Good one!

eric23 · 2 October 2008, 12:02 AM

DDastady · 2 October 2008, 02:08 AM

ratae1950 · 2 October 2008, 03:23 AM

Rofl!

Ashley · 2 October 2008, 04:10 AM

Good one!!

jdc · 2 October 2008, 05:04 AM

1 October 2008, 07:33 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	The cause of arthritis GoodWatch, who smelled like a distillery, flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does." __________________ Member# 127

1 October 2008, 07:36 AM	#2
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