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figbo · 2 October 2008, 11:05 PM

The fly that dropped

There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.

A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fy dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"

A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!"

A hunter thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear!"

A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the cheese off his sandwich!"

A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!"

Suddenly it all happened,
The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!!

The Moral Of This Story Is ...

Every time time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet.

toph · 2 October 2008, 11:09 PM

gmtobsessed · 2 October 2008, 11:09 PM

Dalton · 3 October 2008, 02:52 AM

Nice!

JJ Irani · 3 October 2008, 04:18 AM

limbo · 3 October 2008, 06:30 AM

golfball123 · 3 October 2008, 09:21 AM

DSJ · 3 October 2008, 12:59 PM

I wish it were "that easy!"

Timber Loftis · 3 October 2008, 05:50 PM

Long way to go for a bad pun.

ROLEX MAN · 3 October 2008, 07:52 PM

good one!

eric23 · 3 October 2008, 11:55 PM

swatty · 4 October 2008, 10:03 AM

I wish

2 October 2008, 11:05 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Moral of the story-WARNING,ADULTS ONLY The fly that dropped There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake. A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fy dropped 6 inches I'd get it!" A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!" A hunter thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear!" A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the cheese off his sandwich!" A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!" Suddenly it all happened, The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!! The Moral Of This Story Is ... Every time time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet.

2 October 2008, 11:09 PM	#2
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Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	Long way to go for a bad pun.

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